Why you should stay tuned to the revolution in Libya

Are any of you guys as pumped to see Muammar al-Gaddafi go down as I am? This douche has been in power since 1969 and has ordered terrorist attacks such as the Lockerbie bombing of Pan Am flight 103. Of course I am happy when assholes like this are about to be overthrown because it’s promotes justice and helping restore world order, blah blah blah. This is all true and and good but I must admit I look forward to this overthrow more then others for very different reasons. Quite simply, this dude is not going down without a fight and this clash is going to look like nothing less then a crazy Hollywood movie. Where to begin? For one, he has said openly that he will die before he is removed

"I'm not going to leave this land. I'm going to die here and die here as a martyr."

And this is how he addressed his thousands of protesters

"And when bombs were dropped on this house and when my children were killed ... where have you been, you rats and rodents? Where have you been, of course you've been with USA."

But it gets better…he claims dissenters have been drugged with hallucinogens and that is why they are rejecting his rule. And as if his struggle with “connecting” with his protestors wasn’t futile enough, he went and hired foreign mercenaries to kill his own citizens in attempt to halt the uprising

But I saved the best for last. So we understand that he won’t leave without a bloody fight, that he thinks his dissenters are rats that are under the influence of hallucinogens, and that he has hired international mercenaries to kill these protesters. So what can make the scenario of thousands of people storming his mansion and killing their leader even crazier? Three words…Female virgin bodyguards.

Yes, after protestors storm the gates they will be greeted by female virgin bodyguards strapped with gats and ready for business. I mean what the fuck is going on here. I can’t wrap my mind around all the crazy details. It’s like as if being a crazy violent, delusional, bulk headed, terrorist leader wasn’t ridiculous enough he had to pull out all the stops with this band of female virgin bodyguards. And that is why you should stay tuned to the revolution in Libya