Mattress Music Monday on a Wednesday

Sorry for the delay on your Mattress Music Mondays, I was just chilling with Hillary Clinton, ambassadors, senators and shit like that. A typical weekend for me.
I'm taking it back to high school with this one. This song belongs to Barry Badrinath. When Barry was a senior in high school, he organized quite the prom proposal involving this song. He stormed into our Spanish class late like usual, and turned on a boombox in the back of the classroom which was programmed to play this song. He then proceeded to get into an "argument" with our teacher. He then turned on the computer monitor which read "Prom?"
Little did we know, this argument was all pre-planned, and Barry whipped out a rose and asked his date to prom. I could see his rock hard boner through his pants waiting in anticipation. His date was very gracious and happy, but Barry never capitalized.



Next mattress music gem is another LL Cool J jam. One of the few gems that Ladies Love Cool James ever made. Can't hate on this one though. A classic for sure.

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Here we are on Monday, and I've got the Monday Blues. I think its a combination of having 3 classes (including a night class for 3 hours on philosophy), still dragging from gettin barked all weekend, and being hung out to dry across the middle by my quarterback (CB) in my flag football game last night. I made the catch just for the record. I see that we have a Tupac sighting on The Green Line today, so I'm going to counter that with a little Biggie. Biggie + R. Kelly? Shit, thats a combo.



This next pantywetter is another R. Kelly combo, but this time with the famous Isley Brothers. Always been a fan of this song, I think because I first heard it on BET after hours at like 4 am when I didn't know about porn and they used to show the Tip Drill video back in the day. How is it that R. Kelly is always stealing other men's ladies? I think it all started with this video, and then continued for like 100 episodes of Trapped In The Closet.

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Another scoreless weekend for The Pantydropper. (see pic to left) Twas Alumni weekend up here at The U and I came into it with a full head of steam. That head of steam was met with a combination of Alumni women boring me with their stories of new jobs, internships, and unemployment struggles. Note to Alumni, save that for someone who cares. To make matters even worse, the ladies that are my age obviously flocked to the male Alumni who came into the weekend with the same mindset that I did, but with about 30 G's more. Some of, rather the majority of my targets didn't even give me the time of day, rather just resorted to the easy way out and hooked up with the alumni, most of who probably banged these chicks the 1st weekend of their Freshman years. Not trying to hate on Alumni though, cuz I'll probably do the same. Can't knock the hustle. Obviously The Dreamweaver's Weekend Seduction Tips didn't pan out for me. Anyways, here I am on Mattress Music Mondays, and I'm leading you off with some J. Cole in honor of his album "Cole World", dropping tomorrow.



Batting in the 2 spot is a song I had to never heard of before this past week. Gotta give my man "Ambrosia", also 1 of our biggest readers, a shout out for putting this song on me. Good Looks Ambrosia.

Mattess Music Mondays

Ahhhh it feels so good to be baaaack. Can't say I haven't missed posting these on Monday Mornings and going along with my morning routine. Waking up with morning wood, going to take a piss with my wood, causing me to do that kind of awkward/painful position where you stand kind of far away from the toilet with your butt out, and then coming back to my bed and posting 2 of my favorite songs to smush to. Nevertheless, I'm going to start out with a few songs that made my playlist this past summer.

Batting lead off this Monday morning is Frank Ocean, the singer/producer who released the semi-hit "Novacane" this past spring. Frank comes with a real slow, sensual song that definitely allows for some serious hip movement in the sack. "Thinking about you" is a catchy song and one that I am definitely a big fan of.



Another jam that managed to get on my playlist this summer was "Sure Thing Remix" by Lil Wayne. Now now, yes, this is a song off of Weezy's "Sorry 4 The Wait" mixtape, which despite being pretty bad, was still better than Tha Carter IV, but that's a different story for a different day. I like the original song that Wayne decided to sample on this track, Miguel's "Sure Thing", and that, combined with the fact that Weezy makes a reference to Jimmer Fredette, makes for a quality sexing song.



P.S. Did I mention I'm going to see DJ Tiesto tonight?

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Miguel coming with a real sexy song on this 1. His last song, All I want is you, was a huge radio hit and was very popular. I see the same for this song in the future. I also see myself smushing to this in the future. Miguel kinda reminds me of Usher, not sure why. Peep.



Speaking of artists that remind me of Usher, you have to throw Chris Brown in the mix. Despite his
frequent anger towards Rihanna, I really like CBreezy's music. Seems like everything he touches is eventually hot one way or another. I know for a fact that girls get really hot and bothered by his music because I've been down that alley before. This song, "Take You Down" is another one that makes the love making list. Just seems natural. Plus, you got the Live version of this song, check out some of those moves.

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Hard to be more straight forward than this song. Akon plain and simple tells girls he wants to fuck. Don't you wish it was that easy? Just go up to a girl and tell her you wanna fuck. I think I may put this in action tomorrow night to tell the truth. On a little cold spell, this has gotta be the answer right? Anyways, I've def smushed to this song in the past, it's best when the girl is on top, jus sayin.



Not gonna lie here. The Dream is one of my favorite R&B artists out there. Consistently puts out hits. Never smushed to this song, but I can't imagine the fireworks that would go off during this. And by fireworks I'm not sure what I mean. Nevertheless, I can envision a real romantic evening ending in this song.

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Another weekend, another unsuccessful attempt @ making some noise under the sheets. The fuck is going on lately. Supposed to be nice weather, girls dressing up in skirts, bikinis, and skanky tops, but no, snow is on the forecast for this week. Anyways, this jam is one for anyone who is going through, or likes "Make up sex". What's the verdict on make up sex? Is it better than breakup sex? Tough for me to say because I don't think I've ever participated in either. More of the hit it and quit it type.



Next song is one of the real Mattress Music Gems. A total diamond in the rough. Tell me, when's the last time you heard this greatness?

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After a week of Spring Break and some unsuccessful attempts at making Mattress Music myself, we're back with some hits. First things first, what's not to love about R. Kelly? Guy has one of the most epic music videos of all time (Trapped In the closet is about 1 hr long), and he pisses on underage chicks? Gotta love that.



Next song is an absolute classic that if you throw on underneath the sheets, you're guaranteed to get what you want.

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Just woke up a few minutes ago with that morning wood, which kindly reminded me that today was Mattress Music Mondays. What better way to start off Monday with a little JT. Girls literally salivate from multiple parts of the body when they hear this guy sing. Not going to lie either, I definitely dabble with Justin Timberlake. I've actually been compared to him looks-wise a few (hundred) times in the past month, but we won't get into that. This song def hits the spot, and is absolutely on the Mattress Music Playlist.



J. Holiday definitely gets it. Bottomline, he talks about putting chicks to bed. Not to mention he's got a real smooth voice (No homo). Not much else to say about this one, besides that it's on the list. Chorus on this song is straight sex music.

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Can't go wrong with this panty-wetter here. Song just drips sexuality. Basically talks about grinding on chicks and poking them with your wood. Which reminds me, I've kind of always wanted to know what the deal is with grinding on chicks. Like are you supposed to get a boner or what? It's gotta depend on the girl right? I've always thought to myself, like if I'm dancing with this chick and I can't catch a woody, then she probably thinks either a) I have a small cock or b) I've got whiskey dick already. But then if you're grinding on this broad and you are rocking some serious wood, then she might think you're a perv and go do the typical girl thing and dance with other girls with one hand in the air while pointing at the sky. It's just one of those universal questions for guys that has no answer. Regardless, love this song.



Gotta admit that this is not only one of the top Mattress Music songs of all time, but one of my favorite songs of all time. I used to be a huge Genuwine fan. Dude is ruthless, love his style. "If your horny, let's do it, ride it, my pony." Gotta love the aggressive nature of this song.

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Damn. This jam is taking me back to my transition from 7th to 8th grade summer. I definitely had this song on repeat in my basement while I was getting handjobs from chicks which often got interrupted by my mom coming downstairs to "change the laundry." My dad knew the deal.




This second song may be one of the top Mattress Music songs of all-time. The Dreamweaver will definitely agree with that. I'm leaving you guys with this because I'm feeling a big weekend of dropping panties for myself. Just got that feeling. This song will 100% be on my CD mix for when I have my own apartment and I'm trying to seduce women and maybe some under age girls on occasion with bottles of cheap wine and Georgi.

Mattress Music Monday's Nightcap

For all of you sexual fiends, here's a nightcap for that makin' love playlist. Chris Brown really gets pretty provocative with this song, but it's def on my Mattress Music playlist without a doubt. Guaranteed to make the ladies wet, here's CBreezy with...

Mattress Music Monday's

As we lead off our Sophomore week, we drop you the newest installment, this being Mattress Music Monday's. The idea behind this is pretty self-explanatory, as every week you'll add a few songs to your love-making playlist that you keep next to your bed. To start off Mattress Music Monday's I'm gonna hit you with a real old school song by the 1-hit wonder's Trillville. Song starts off appropriately for MMM's.

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