Taking on Tyson

So I'm sitting here on the computer doing some homework with ESPN on in the background and it goes to commercials. I hear Iron Mike's voice so I turn around to see what its about. It was a preview for a new series coming out called "Taking on Tyson". So of course I think its going to be about Mike in his glory days talking about eating children and biting chunks out of people's ears. And then it starts to get weird. It shows Mike talking about pigeons and then announces its going to be airing not on ESPN, but Animal Planet. What the fuck? Its a show about Iron Mike's entry into Amateur Pigeon Racing. No joke. Shows gonna be awesome.

But what the hell is up with Animal Planet? Shit was my channel back in the day. Crocodile Hunter with Steve Irwin is one of my top 5 favorite shows of all time. I don't get the planet on the cable package where I live, but last time I checked 75% of the shows were about animals mauling the fuck out of people. And now they're bringing in Mike Tyson and Amateur Pigeon Racing? If I was a kid these days I'd be terrified of animals.