Sheen's Semen

Charlie Sheen can't really be having a kid can he? Not after this magical run he's been on...impossible. Even if he didn't wrap up, a women's ovaries without a doubt recognized his semen and put it under the category of "probably not the best father right now." Nah I'm just playin...this lil pornstar Kacey Jordan wanted to let Sheen know that she was pregnant, but for all we know if could be B Free's.