Where in The World Is Mike Kafka(hhhhh')?

Shot down to Philly for the weekend to visit JohnLocke in the city of brotherly love and the most disloyal fan base in america. Glad to know i'll catch game 1 and 2 of #28 in a bar full of bombed phanatics. On a side note i'm on the look out for Mike Kafka. Word is he's a legend of the underground. I mean the dude has some elite swagger being the confident backup behind a legend like Vick (sucks to suck VY). But needless to say if I can find Kafka tomorrow night I'll get that GL interview. Stay tuned.

Red Sox defy Odds

Check out this site. Ridiculous.

http://www.sportsclubstats.com/MLB/American/ALEastern/Boston_ChanceWillMakePlayoffs.html

Throwback Thursday

Finally Thursday has arrived. Feels like its been a month since the weekend. I guess that's what happens when you have to study nucleotides and ribosomes for 20 hours. Anyways, before I get into this Throwback Thursday, I'd be silly not to mention the epic collapse we saw with the Red Sox last night. By far the wildest night of baseball I've ever seen. Just back and forth, non stop action. The way everything went down you would have to think it was fixed, it was that crazy. Makes it even sweeter that I watched in a house full of Red Sox fans, and saw them go from confident to devastated over the span of 2 hours. Classic. This first song goes out to all those Sox fans today draggin ass all over the place.



This second throwback has some more relevance to certain posters/readers than others. Throws it back to a classic night @ Santo Sanders' house, maybe Freshman year of high school. I don't want to get into the details, but I def spewed that night. Nobody Beats The Biz.

GOAT of the Week: Ashton Kutcher

The Wednesday gossip columns were stock full of news regarding the breakup between cougar/goddess Demi Moore and pretty boy husband Ashton Kutcher. Ashton apparently cheated on Moore with a broad that hes been fucking for years.
So in a matter of two weeks Ashton has unsuccessfully lived up to Charlie Sheen's shadow, check last weeks Two and A Half Men post to see my opinions on Kutcher's lackluster performance, and ruined the best catch in Hollywood. Listen bro you have the most seasoned cougar in the game waiting for you every night and you're just not going to get away with anything as a high profile celebrity in today's world. Look out for a Sheen Moore hookup in the near future. Both have been through multiple divorces, both are around the same age, and Sheen wouldn't hesitate at the chance to stick it to his Two and a Half Men Replacement.