Simply I don't understand Tiger "missing cuts and pwning sluts" Woods. How he gave up his lifestyle, his game, his swagger is beyond me. But now he has simply mind-fucked us all. Stories and pictures are emerging over the network of Tigers new girl, 22 year old student Alyse Lahti Johnston. Who??? At first when I had never heard of this broad, I assumed Tiger must be bagging a porn star (which we all know is a #winning move nowadays). Johnston is no porn star. She's a student at Northwood University in Florida, she's an aspiring golfer, she's the daughter of a multi-millionaire, and she's the recent recipient of a DUI. Really Tiger, I'll slay just about anything at a club and even I'm skeptical of this broad. Yeah she kinda resembles Woods' ex-goddess Elin Nordegren, but i'm not sold. Johnston's friends say she is a 'super-smart wild child' and 'her and Tiger are just having a good time hooking up".
Images of Alyse Lahti Johnston
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