Thursday, September 29, 2011

GOAT of the Week: Ashton Kutcher


The Wednesday gossip columns were stock full of news regarding the breakup between cougar/goddess Demi Moore and pretty boy husband Ashton Kutcher. Ashton apparently cheated on Moore with a broad that hes been fucking for years.
So in a matter of two weeks Ashton has unsuccessfully lived up to Charlie Sheen's shadow, check last weeks Two and A Half Men post to see my opinions on Kutcher's lackluster performance, and ruined the best catch in Hollywood. Listen bro you have the most seasoned cougar in the game waiting for you every night and you're just not going to get away with anything as a high profile celebrity in today's world. Look out for a Sheen Moore hookup in the near future. Both have been through multiple divorces, both are around the same age, and Sheen wouldn't hesitate at the chance to stick it to his Two and a Half Men Replacement.

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